The Hamstring Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dolphins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.