The Hamstring Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
83%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dolphins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kaytron Allen
- Jaylen Wright
- Malik Washington
- Chris Bell
- Caleb Douglas
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.