The Prevent Defense Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dolphins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Malik Washington
- Chris Bell
- Caleb Douglas
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
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- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.