The Garbage-Time Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
80%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dolphins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.