The Garbage-Time Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dolphins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Malik Washington
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.