The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
89%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Dolphins, Dolphins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kaytron Allen
- Jaylen Wright
- Malik Washington
- Chris Bell
- Caleb Douglas
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.