The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
92%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dolphins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.