The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dolphins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jaylen Wright
- Malik Washington
- Caleb Douglas
- Chris Bell
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.