The Snap Count Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
83%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dolphins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.