The Late Scratch Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dolphins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.