The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mayer lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
80%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mayer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.