The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Ref: "Number Mayer, that's a flag." Mayer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mayer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.