The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Mayer gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
79%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.