The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Mayer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mayer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.