The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.