The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- The broadcast shows Mayer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mayer runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.