The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- The broadcast shows Mayer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.