The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Mayer runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.