The Invisible Route Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.