The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.