The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Mayer gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
88%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mayer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.