The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Mayer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.