The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Mayer scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.