The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mayer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.