The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Ref: "Number Mayer, that's a flag." Mayer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.