The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Mayer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.