The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Mayer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mayer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.