The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number Mayer, that's a flag." Mayer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.