The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Mayer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.