The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Mayer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mayer is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
92%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.