The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Mayer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.