The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mayer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.