The Hamstring Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mayer gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
80%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.