The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Mayer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.