The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mayer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.