The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mayer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.