The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.