The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mayer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.