The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mayer has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.