The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Mayer has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
75%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.