The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Ref: "Number Mayer, that's a flag." Mayer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.