The Invisible Route Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Ref: "Number Mayer, that's a flag." Mayer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mayer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.