The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.