The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Ref: "Number Mayer, that's a flag." Mayer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.