The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayer's stadium. Only over Mayer.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Mayer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mayer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.