The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.