The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Ref: "Number Mayer, that's a flag." Mayer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mayer stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
78%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mayer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.