The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayer's stadium. Only over Mayer.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.