The Hamstring Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Mayer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.