The Invisible Route Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Mayer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Mayer spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
85%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.